That man...

I saw a sexy sexy man today, one that I'd really like to take home and cover with delicious apple butter (I make my own apple butter, and it is FABULOUS!). I will tell you about the man. He works at the pet supply store. I go to the pet supply store often to get food and presents for little man (little man is a sexy little slithering snake). The man I'm talking about, his name is Gabriel. I know that because I asked him his name, and he told me with his big sexy lips that it was gabriel. I will describe him to you. He was tall, and sexy. so sexy that I had to resist the urge of telling him my secret desire to cover his sexy nipples with apple butter. oooh... It was a good day indeed. I think I'm going to buy more pet food tomorrow!